Wiener Snapper 

Mythitcal creature with a human name of Alex or Brandon who hide underneath young boys beds and when the child is asleep they attempt to snap of their wieners. THESE CREATURES AREN'T SMART! So they don't succede much of the time but when they do...They run around screaminf,"I have a wiener!!!"

Compton and Famini are Wiener Snappers!!!

Wiener Snapper by Bobby HIll BIlly March 7, 2010

Spoon Wiener Slapper 

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.

"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*

Spoon Wiener Slapper by KENNY KATAKLYSM April 29, 2011