Friend 1: Did you sleep with that girl you went home with?
Friend 2: I was about to, but she had some wicked tuna!
Friend 2: I was about to, but she had some wicked tuna!
by theverybestneo July 13, 2015
When engaging in heterosexual intercourse, the male participant will take a bluefin tuna and insert his penis in the fish. He will hump said fish until his penis is wet, slippery, and smells like a dead fish. Then he will rest the tuna down, and begin shaking his erect penis while the female participant scrambles to attach a string to his fishy dong. During this action, she will be screaming "We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
Listen here, nigga. I don't understand why you think it's funny that you call me gay. I literally pulled off a Wicked Tuna with my girlfriend last night. Eat shit, moron.
by choochiechomper April 30, 2019