a turd poured with caramel and peanuts scattered on the caramel
Dude 1: guess what man?
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: I gave Mr. Johnson a wicked snicker as a present for giving me detention.
Dude 2: oh dude your sick!
Dude 1: you havn't seen what I gave to Mr. Smith if thought that was bad.
Dude 2: what would that be?
Dude 1: a wicked milkshake!