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hormones which make you act as a whore
Dang that skank has some serious whoremones
by Jayniew January 24, 2009
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Noun. The excuse women use to deflect any sort of blame off of themselves when acting irratically; a defense mechanism as to not take responsibility for their actions.
Girlfriend: "I'm sorry baby, I know I did things behind your back -- lied, cheated, screamed at you and had another man's baby... I don't know what I was thinking... My hormones must just be ridiculous right now, omg!"

Boyfriend: "Bitch don't feed me some bullshit insanity excuse. Call it your whore-mones and maybe we can agree on something for once. You did this because you're nuts!"
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Female who sleeps around a lot, and blames it on her hormones
What the fuck is up with her whoremones......she sleeps around a lot..and blames it on hormones
by Karla January 30, 2004
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When decisions are made about sexual relations primarily based on hormones.
She said she was going to wait until the third date, but her whoremones kicked in and that was it.
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When your hormones make you a slutty bitch and over confident.
Girl: what is up with Lauren? She's acting like such a slut?
Other girl: oh it's her whoremones.
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The primary cause of whores/prostitutes; the hormone that results in teenage pregnancy; the single hormone present in all sluts/whores
(a.k.a. Estrogen)
"Wow, Sara's whoremones are really kicking up, I saw her working the streets the other day"
by al kahalic October 15, 2007
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A whore that cries the whole time. It's mixing the words whore and hormones to make a new word.
Becka- I've only rode 7 guys this week *insert cry*
Rory- Jesus Becka control the whoremones
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