A guy who has done everything sexually and enjoys big boobs and a trailer park ass. This person doesn't care how expensive things are when he goes on rampages breaking things. He likes a purple football team because he is gay like Barney. Enjoys throwing up on others peoples "carpets", being tucked into bed by a guy and then waking up naked the next day. Being good at basketball and ping pong he is good with balls of all sizes. Also enjoys sitting in his car that gets shitty gas mileage when his friend is in the "clinic" for an hour and a half.
You know your a Whiteheadist when you have videos of you being high on itunes right above your own homemade porn.
You also know your a Whiteheadist when you can only grow a goatee.