Guy 2- The asshole?
Guy 1- No dude. That's a common mistake that people often make. He, like most of the other residents, is super steezy and chron.
Guy 2- Oh sweet. I might come join you guys!
White Fish sounds better than wife ---ish because the ish makes it seem like there is a lack of commitment.
The soldier got deployed before they could make it down the isle. Guys in his battalion see his pictures and ask who the hottie is, he says "That's my White Fish".