A white water goocher is some one who nutz and pisses in a mans ass then slurps the runoff from the mans gooch. The "White Water" effect comes from the way the mixture looks flowing through dingleberries giving the illusion of rapids
Last night my next door neighbors were making a lot of slurping noises, they had to be white water goochers
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!