A man who sweats when a girl talks to him and when the certain girl leaves chat because someone else made fun of her, then the "Soy-roid White Knight" would proceed to tag the girl in chat and tell her to not listen to that dirtbag and that he'll wash her boyfriend's laundry to make her feel better.
by MysteryBoye April 22, 2020
Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.
SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)
Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
by VomitComit May 20, 2020
A white person who projects white guilt and is ashamed to be a white person. These fuckheads display very abnormal and unnatural likeness for black people.
John - A black man raped and then killed three minor young white girls execution style.
Jane - I'd say death penality is the most inhumane and barbaric punishment a human can impose on other.
John - Are you fucking kidding me? You bitch! You fucking white liberal knight!
Jane - I'd say death penality is the most inhumane and barbaric punishment a human can impose on other.
John - Are you fucking kidding me? You bitch! You fucking white liberal knight!
by Ace4077 December 7, 2019
The one heavier friend that always brags about how much he can eat, despite the information being universally not cared for.
"Hey guys- I bet I could order and eat 7 craving boxes from Taco Bell if we went right now."
"Jeffery, shut the fuck up you fatass White Castle Knight, your over-eating is unsettling to say the least."
"Jeffery, shut the fuck up you fatass White Castle Knight, your over-eating is unsettling to say the least."
by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019
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by Yeet Delet April 28, 2020
Typically a white dude adventuring in a whitetruck using photography as a way to pick-up desperate white chicks in remote locations with the hope of scoring Mexican food and maybe sex.
Ricky: Hey Bobby, Did you hear about Kevin's latest endeavor?
Bobby: Did he eat 14 burritos for lunch again?
Ricky: No man, better! I'm telling you he went full White Knight out in Joshua Tree! He scored free tacosand almost got laid, but he fell asleep after the tacos.
Bobby: Dude, that's it, I'm white knighting up in Big Bear next weekend! Wanna join?
Bobby: Did he eat 14 burritos for lunch again?
Ricky: No man, better! I'm telling you he went full White Knight out in Joshua Tree! He scored free tacosand almost got laid, but he fell asleep after the tacos.
Bobby: Dude, that's it, I'm white knighting up in Big Bear next weekend! Wanna join?
by Haywood Jablome Sr. November 28, 2017