Girl 1: My dad died last night...
Guy: Oh my god I'm so sorry!
Girl 2: Well I missed the bus this morning!!!
Guy: ... *shakes head* white girl drama
Girl: My hair looks soooooo baddddd!!!
Guy: *shakes head* white girl drama
Guy 1: ...my dad took my phone away
Guy 2: Dude...don't complain to me about your white girl drama...