The act of a male attempting to speak in a soft voice to his genitalia. Many grow their cheese ( mature it ) to have a more indulgent experience. If you desire to whisper your cheese It is strongly advised that you do not do it in front of anybody else wether it be male, female or other as they may think you are mentally insane talking to your penis.
You: (Whispered voice) Hello there Mr.Penis, I see you have lots of cheesy friends with you!
( You have now begun to whisper the cheese )
Penis: Nothing as it is a penis.
You: The song instructed me to talk to you...
( F For You by Disclosure )
Penis: No reply as it is a penis.
( You have now begun to whisper the cheese )
Penis: Nothing as it is a penis.
You: The song instructed me to talk to you...
( F For You by Disclosure )
Penis: No reply as it is a penis.
by Geoff45 January 8, 2014