When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
by JScrub August 19, 2009
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
by diggorypip586 May 14, 2022