Mrs. Wheaton 

A bitch ass cracker who can't teach ICS and sucks Mr. Millard's dick

What a Mrs. Wheaton

Mrs. Wheaton by Tr0ll God October 8, 2018

Wheaton's Law 

Don't be a dick.

Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?

Wheaton's Law by mediamonkey June 9, 2010

wheaton high school 

Wanna see a real life example of gentrification? Just visit good ‘ole Wheaton High. Back then, it was home to hoodrats and ‘upcoming’ sound cloud rappers and sold pupusas to fund our senior class. After the renovation, you saw an influx of lighter folks wanting to take advantage of the aesthetically pleasing magnet school.

Did you go to Weedton? Oh I mean Wheaton High School!

wheaton high school by Weedton October 23, 2017

wil wheaton 

That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.

Omg, that guy lost again. He's such a wil wheaton.

wil wheaton by knivestheshadowentity July 12, 2015

Wheaton's Rule 

Don't be a dick.

You just broke Wheaton's rule. You're such a dick.

Wheaton's Rule by lucius153 December 31, 2009

wheaton steamer 

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.

OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!

wheaton steamer by Ellis September 9, 2010

slums of wheaton 

The hard streets of Wheaton, IL. Gangstas, pimps and drug dealers roam freely.

As I strut through the slums of Wheaton, I am lost.

slums of wheaton by Jigga Diesel February 26, 2009