what the darn

Similar to "what the heck" but in a unique way

Guy 1: Joe down the road just back flipped into a pickup truck!
Guy 2: What the darn?

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

What the Darn-Do-Dang!

A phrase made famous by Jonas and Matthew.
Used to express sheer whelmedness.

“Did you eat my Nips?!, What the Darn-Do-Dang!”

by Makaio_Ekana October 10, 2018