Whammed: being very drunk

Hit with something of a rubber consistancy. Like a dildo.
I got whammed last night.

Dave whammed me with my own dildo.

I want to get whammed.
by jim_the_shit January 25, 2006
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To Wham on someone would be to verbally assault them or to make jokes at their expense

Used primarily in DC, MD, VA.
After Carl talked about my mother's chest hair and my non existent father it was obvious he was trying to wham on my ass.
by billybadasses March 27, 2009
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what you say when someone says something ridiculous or stupid, usually followed by an open palm, circular, hand motion.
Person 1: Hey dude,yesterday night i saw Brad Pitt's cousin's, cousin's, wife's, brother's, mother-in-law's, sister!

Person 2: WHAM!!!!!!!
by Johnson La'Dic July 26, 2010
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Excess energy typically found in small children and animals usually brought on by forced inactivity.
You should run around a bit and get your whams out.
by gonnagetoveryou April 17, 2011
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George Michaels band standing for "White Horny Anal Men"
OMG here comes the WHAM!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!
by LordBallz June 30, 2011
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Wham means anything and also nothing you make what it means in any situation and the other person just understands
That Stella was just WHAM
by The Grimsby boy November 20, 2020
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