A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.
Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.
by Jamie Parson August 3, 2006