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1. Wet Nap
Similar to a wet dream, only shorter.
Keith had a wet nap during chemistry class
by Tom Main Feb 5, 2003 add a video
2. wet nap
when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows
i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap
by asshole Feb 26, 2004 add a video
3. wet nap
Can refer to any attractive female. But usually refers to girls who are making a conscious effort to look attractive - whether they really are attractive or not - and thus are, presumably, currently interested in sex ("wet", "horny", "turned-on", "easy"). These women are disposable like a "wet nap" - the pre-moistened, disposable towelettes given out at some restaurants.
At the mall yesterday, we got followed by a couple of wet naps but they were way too young for us so we ditched them.
4. wet nap
female version of a tea bag

ie. when a girl squats over a man's or another woman's face
and gently dabs the lips of the vagina on their nose and mouth.
"I passed out on the side of the pool and woke up to Susie givin' me a wet nap"
5. Wet Nap
What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.

I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.
I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!
by T. J. Oct 30, 2003 add a video
6. Wet Nap
what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)
It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara
by Jake Jan 20, 2004 add a video
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