When someone bare-ass farts in close proximity to another person's face. The spraying fecal matter from one's flapping ass checks should simulate the spraying water from a dog shaking itself dry.
"I forgot to fill the fridge with beer for my husband to come home from work to, so he totally gave me a wet doggy when I fell asleep. I am still finding feces in hair."
by Barry Beauty June 03, 2014