1. a condition in which the eyes are not properly aligned with each other, due to the constant metaphysical pull of the affected eye towards Westbury, NY. It typically involves a lack of coordination between the extraocular muscles that prevents bringing the gaze of each eye to the same point in space, under the strong influence of Westbury, NY. Also known as lazy eye
and geophysical strabismus
*Note - When the afflicted is physically located in Westbury, NY, the Westbury Eye will spin violently, like a compass at the magnetic North Pole.
Glenn: "What the shit is your cousin looking at, Mike? He's making me nervous."
Mike: "Oh, don't worry about Jimmy, he's just got Westbury Eye."
Glenn: "What the shit is Westbury Eye?"
Mike: "You know, when one eye is normal and the other eye is always looking at Westbury, no matter where you are in the world."