The act of shitting your pants profusely, wiping your ass with dirty toilet water, and having to throw away your boxers because they are filled with shit, while being in the presence of a girl who you've liked since gradeschool.
West Chester - Ur@a college Opn House w/ a grl who uve likd since gradeschool, gettin buffalo chicken pizza walkn out of the pizza place&immediately havin2shit.The search4a toilet begins.Meanwhle the grl of ur dreams is back@ur car waiting4u&wondering where the hell u r.So ur almost there the toilet is in sight&u cnt hold it anymore.ur hand is already on ur ass trying2plug ur asshole from erupting w/diarrhea like lava ur40 ft away&then it just flows out of ur ass like the Nile.Theres no turnin back now theres already a quart of shit.So u finally reach the bathroom&u have2go again.Do u make it2the toilet?Of course not.So now tht whole stall is ruined.ur blue pants r coverd in shit.ur boxers r shot,a pair tht was once white w/ shamrocks on it has turned in2a brown diaper.So u try2wipe but it spreads it all over the place so clevrly thinkn u cup ur hand&begin scooping water out of the toilet to pat ur asshole dwn2wipe the shit off.After roughly 5 scoops all the toilet water is brown but u keep doing so2clean urself off The pants problm then arises.Wat am I supposed2do w/a pair of blue pants tht r covered in shit?So u begin soakin ur pants in the bathroom sink Keep in mind thres NO LOCK on the bathroom door&ur standing@the sink soakin ur pants in nothin more than a t-shirt socks&shoes.an hr later ur done ur pants r soakd&u return2ur car.The grls like OMG Wats that smell?&ur like um..uh..I steppd in somethin..lookin down @ur shoe&realizin u 4got2wipe ur own shit off ur shoe.
West of philadelphia, a trendy first class party town home to west chester university of pennsylvania. A quaint historic village of thriving business, bars, and restaurants. A place where you can find anything youre looking for. Quality sports teams, GO RAMS! Kick ass bars, awesome parties, great food, and lovely women. Especially beautiful on those lovely fall days that drape the center of the city in shades of red, yellow and orange. West chester, I will always heart you.
West chester is the best small town in southeastern pennsylvania.
A suburb north of cincinnati where no one calls you back about shrooms.
Dealer: Yo, I got boomers (shrooms).
Consumer: Give me a quarter.
... 3 days later.
Consumer: Hey, what's the word on the shrooms?
... 7 hours later.
Dealer: O, sorry man, all out.
Consumer: Fuck West Chester
A very boring and mostly suburban town. The only hilights to this seeming hellhole is the movie theatre "The Rave", it's distance from the theme park "King's Island", and the variable amount of easily obtainable drugs you can find in any white-dominated suburb in the Midwest.
The school districts which are part of it are Lakota Local, Mason, and Fairfield.
Lakota Local is dominated supremely by white teenagers, some emo, some wiggers, and many druggies. There is also the extremely large crowd that wears shitty Hollister generic crap.
Mason is pretty much the same but with a greater emphasis on the preppy retarded type of people.
Fairfield however, is comprised of a large black population and is known for it's violent/gang-like behavior.
1: Hey motha fucka', I live in the DubC
2: Where the hell is that you ignorant bastard, get a fucking life.
1: Don't be hatin' my kind, we are the true thugs and members of the underground.
2: (Shoots 1 in face). West Chester is full of fucking idiots.
A small town about 20 minutes north of "Da Nati" Ohio. West Chester is often refered to as "Dub C" (see definition for explanation). West Chester is home of the quintesential and is quite boring.
wigger: What up blood?
Thug: (shoots kid)
Thug: I hate wiggers
A suburb that truely blows. A township that has become so filled with sprawl and crappy developments, it redefines the ghetto. Moving there gives you blue balls for sure.
En West Chester.
The ghetto is tough man.