Top Definition
A huge throbbing man beast of a cake.... hot sticky funfetti frosting, gooey caramel cream and thick thick creamy batter.

Usualy one person can't handle it because of it's size, back-up is recommended. Someone to take it up the rear and meet you half way.

Can be bought at IHOP, Jason's Deli has also decided to put it on the menu with chocolate filling.
1. "Damn. I love. The batter... In my mouth! There is nothing... better... than Wesker's Cake... In my mouth."

2. "I love waking up in the morning with a slice of Wesker in my mouth."

2. "Wesker Cake, everything a body needs"
by Uncle Salami June 30, 2009

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