Abbreviation of very jealous. Most commonly used in Essex in the UK and became well known after the tv show 'The Only Way Is Essex' aired. sometimes even more abbeviated to just jel.
friend 1:"omg! I got all of Coldplays autographs!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).