The turd that randomly appears on somebody's kitchen floor.
Dude! Somebody took a weird menace in here! I'm not cleaning that shit up.
by Charlie Granville July 21, 2008
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The poop that is mysteriously placed on a kitchen floor by an unknown culprit, usually overnight.
Hey guys, wake up. Somebody took another Weird Menace in here; I call not cleaning it up this time.
by The Turd Theif July 15, 2008
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