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Euphemistic. Same as 'Shake Hands with Tommy Tank' or 'Making Love to Madame Palm and Her Five Lovely Daughters' or even 'I'm Going to do a Barclays' SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.
MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again? SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.) MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet. SON: What? MUM: What? |
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