| 1. | Webster Hills UMC | ||
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A place run by politics and greed, where the kids are friendly (IF they like you...) and should burst into flames everytime they walk into the church...
Youth 1: Hey ho!
Youth 2: I'm not a prostitute... Unlike your FACE! Youth 1: your MOM'S face!!! Youth 3: ... *whispers under breath* your mom's face last night *walks into Webster Hills UMC's Doors* **bursts into flames** ***damned to hell*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ do i REALLY have to give 10% to the church?? i wanted to go on that carribean cruise next week.... and the ship's fuel is baby kitten blood |
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