Webs

Imaginary item over a female or males genitals if it has been along time since they had sex. It's like a cob web over a unused doorway.

"Kim, how is your sex life?"
"Been a few months for me."

You must be covered with webs, I'll have to clean them off you!"

by oralb69 March 8, 2014

WEB

Why Even Bother?
When its useless to try and would be a waste of time

poster 1: I love this girl
poster 2: This girl will just reject you... its a waste of time
poster 1: yeah, WEB, i'm just too pathetic for her

by div3 October 18, 2009

by An0n3m0u5 February 16, 2010

Normie 1: Oh you see that guy over there?
Normie 2: Yeah? So?
Normie 1: That's Web.

by Not Web pffft- August 20, 2019

a term usually used by older people when they see a hype beast on their phone

Wow Timmy is on The web again

by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018

Is term used commonly in the south-eastern area of melbourne. It basically means that you're fucked.

Fred: Oi, did you see what happend to Frank
Nick: Yeah, he got webbed by the Principal

by Jaunts February 7, 2015

a web is a "weekend bastard", someone who rents a house for the weekend is a complete and total asshole.

"Those webs think they run the place."

by gobacktophilly August 17, 2009