The act of ceremoniously looking up odd symptoms, most of which are irrelevant and/or non-existent on a website for people who think they can understand a specialized field or are unwilling to pay an exorbitant amount to find out what they are already subconsciously aware of. This often takes place in a setting with unofficial free time and internet access, aka, TOK.

When a hypochondriac Web-MD's all of their symptoms and even adds/exagerates the slim to none symptoms they think they have, thus resulting in some fantastic and exotic condition that isnt really there.