We Don’t Know: The Game is a upgraded form of Calvinball.

Goal:
You HAVE to lose, no matter what or why.

Rules:
1 player must go over to a checkerboard and move the rook without his/her hands. The other must move a rock to a circle on the ground. If the rock reaches the circle and cracks before player 1 finishes, he loses 3 points. Player 2 climbs a tree and says a letter and a number. If the rook is on that spot. Player 1 runs into the tree while yelling “KING ME!” If he knocks the bubble rod down, he wins. (And remember: he must lose the game.) But if it is Tuesday, he loses.

Complicated, right?
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by Plasmus October 12, 2018
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