waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb.

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"

by cockshitballs August 3, 2007

waving my dick in the wind

showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back

"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"

by mrdew December 22, 2017

waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb. From The Ween Song, Waving My Dick in the Wind

"So I just sat there in the horse costume waving my dick in the wind"

"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"

by P.I. Staker August 1, 2007

Waving my dick in the wind

Taking a chance, possibly looking foolish while doing so.

"I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween

by MostestEverest October 10, 2009