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A term used to describe narcs with no friends that have nothing better to do than attempt to catch high school bros trying to get fucked up. Said narcs creep around sniffing every water bottle they can get their filthy hands on. They then return home and beat their children.
George: Yo that water sniffer's at it again, he just sniffed my water bottle and went home to beat the shit out of his children

Peter: What'd he beat them with?

George: Bricks of cocaine that he confiscated from kids earlier this month
by muffdiver69 April 10, 2013

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