Water Donkey

A water donkey is a person(s) with a very large, explosive bladder.

Dammit Pablo your always walking so proud with your water donkey swinging around!

Water Donkey by The Congesour' February 28, 2011

Donkey Water

Diving for no reason in Madden

"Stop playing donkey water over there!"
"I just scored a touchdown while you were playing donkey water!"

Donkey Water by Casey (P Dawg) September 12, 2014

Donkey Water

Poor quality coffee, usually dispensed from an automatic coffee pot or convenience store.

I don't have time to go to the coffee shop this morning, I'm just going to drink some of that donkey water in the break room.
I don't need fancy coffee- I'm used to that donkey water they served me in the Army.

Donkey Water by Bshow November 24, 2015

Out Of Water Swamp Donkey 

Amber Lenard

She's an out of water swamp donkey for sure.

Out Of Water Swamp Donkey by D.A.R.E.2413 June 15, 2019

Donkey Water

The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.

"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."

"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."

"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."

"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."

"Bet."

Donkey Water by Kyle Swanzey July 11, 2024

until the donkey come from water 

For a very long time.
A Turkish term similar to until the cows come home but it is used with give or get a thrashing.

If you get on with speaking like this, I will give you a thrashing until the donkey come from water.

until the donkey come from water by mevele March 26, 2008

Watermonkey 

Insult made by neckbeard nice guys when they try to insult alpha males. Used like sandmonkey only for the superior race

Neck beard john: Whomst've this watermonkey, i'll let him know i watch rick and morty

Watermonkey by Kajkage February 27, 2018