watchtower

What the Jehova's Witnesses now call themselves.

Hi, would you like to be converted to Watchtowerism, filthy heathen?

by donth October 28, 2003

Waikiki watchtower

One member of the party lies in supine position and receives the fecal torpedo from someone else positioned above their face. The challenge is to dump perpendicularly into the mouth of the recieving partner in order to create a perfectly vertical watchtower.

After giving her a waikiki watchtower she fell in love with him.

by EFIL4ZIFG July 6, 2022

Watchtower zombie

A metaphor to describe this special kind of Jehovah's Witnesses, underlining two of their most protruding attributes; brain-washed and never tired of trying to distribute their little mag to us disbelievers.

Through a tiny slit in my kitchen drapes I observed two Watchtower zombies hawking the door knob for a solid fifteen minutes.

by GothicReaper July 18, 2013

All Along the Watchtower

Greatest rock song of all time. It was orginally written by Bob Dylan, but the famous (and best) version is the one performed by The Jimi Hendrix Experience, which contains an absolutely mind-blowing guitar solo which is widely regarded as one of the best of all time.

"Damn, man. That All Along the Watchtower song...wow."
"I told you it was the shit."

by My name December 16, 2005