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1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.
by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011