by nud ronoc February 1, 2005
the bestest state in america (except new york and california, of course). washington is the home of fantastic things such as kurt cobain and nirvana, jimi hendrix, indie and grunge rock, the postal service, (a band for all you newbs) death cab for cutie, and seattle is home to a vibrant gay community also. washington has spectacular natural beauty along with variety. we can be upscale (bill gates, nordstrom) buisnessy (starbucks, microsoft again) cool (the space needle, awesome bands) and anything in between.
by mia7553 November 13, 2006
washington state university...
*Cougar Football Saturday!
*Greek Row!
*Number One Mascot Of The Year!
*Hottest Girls In The Pac 10!
*Pullman Is Like Disneyland!!!!!
*The Coug!
*Wayyyy Better Than University Of Washington!
*Munchyz Hot Dogs!
*Snowball Fights!
*Cliffs!
*Hott Boys!
*Basketball 06 And O7!! Yeah Bitches!
*Busch Light, Franzia, And Monarch!
*Cougar Fans!
*Martin Stadium!
*Better Than The Huskies! :)
*Cougar Football Saturday!
*Greek Row!
*Number One Mascot Of The Year!
*Hottest Girls In The Pac 10!
*Pullman Is Like Disneyland!!!!!
*The Coug!
*Wayyyy Better Than University Of Washington!
*Munchyz Hot Dogs!
*Snowball Fights!
*Cliffs!
*Hott Boys!
*Basketball 06 And O7!! Yeah Bitches!
*Busch Light, Franzia, And Monarch!
*Cougar Fans!
*Martin Stadium!
*Better Than The Huskies! :)
by $#^#%yf June 26, 2007
by Do Lo August 2, 2006
Lets start this off with the correct definition of WSU...
The biggest gathering of ass clowns on the planet. Known for its fine transmissions of sexual diseases and most recent outbreak of swine flu and their annual lawn mower races. Pullman boasts a staggering one percent of all Busch light sales in the nation, which parallels the average percentage of wins in any given sport at this embarrassing disgrace of a community college. Also known for its low acceptance standards allowing any slutty whore and white trash goon to attend. Family traditions and fond memories of grandparents, mothers, fathers, daughters, and sons all gathering at this cum dumpster of a town to finger bang each others sheep, drink shitty beer, cheer for the most pathetic excuse for a sports team there is, and have sex with their friends moms, not only passing s.t.d.'s with in each other but through the family tree.
Washington State Cougars are pieces of shit and will always be inferior to the University of Washington Huskies!
The biggest gathering of ass clowns on the planet. Known for its fine transmissions of sexual diseases and most recent outbreak of swine flu and their annual lawn mower races. Pullman boasts a staggering one percent of all Busch light sales in the nation, which parallels the average percentage of wins in any given sport at this embarrassing disgrace of a community college. Also known for its low acceptance standards allowing any slutty whore and white trash goon to attend. Family traditions and fond memories of grandparents, mothers, fathers, daughters, and sons all gathering at this cum dumpster of a town to finger bang each others sheep, drink shitty beer, cheer for the most pathetic excuse for a sports team there is, and have sex with their friends moms, not only passing s.t.d.'s with in each other but through the family tree.
Washington State Cougars are pieces of shit and will always be inferior to the University of Washington Huskies!
Hey all you fucks out there! Are you tired of being clean, healthy, liking a winning athletic program, not having little red dots all over your penis with white puss coming out of your dick hole and having your butt hole itching constantly, or being a functioning piece of society's puzzle?
THEN YOU SHOULD ATTEND WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY!!!
Your time spent here will be sensational. Not only will your Russell athletic t-shirts be crimson so will be your penis from the fucked up disease you gathered from your first restroom use!
If you have a mentally challenged education obtained from a middle school you will be gladly accepted by all social groups here at WSU
Senior WSU Student (Doyle): Hey Billy lets go over and check out the fraternity life here at WSU.
Future attendee (Billy): I can't wait Doyle!!!
Doyle: Here is the common area or what we call the living room as you can see here Billy there is all kinds of events that go on here like, watching the cougars not score a single point, or throwing up the shitty booze and hungrymans our parents bought us, and laughing so hard at Brendan Frazier and Whoopi Goldberg movies such as "The Mummy", "Monkey Bone", "Sister Act 2", and "Eddie", that we poop our pants and occasionally on each other.
Billy: Oh wow Doyle this is all so great!
Doyle: Lets move on to the bedroom. See here Billy the beds you will be sleeping in are actually dripping in period blood, urine and god know's what else.
Billy: Awesome I love period blood. What's it from, I thought only guys lived here?
Doyle: They do silly, thats from the girls at WSU, they can't refrain from having sex while they are on their period so they come to the Frats in hopes of getting laid. That's how AIDS was invented Billy!
Billy: Wow, I didn't know WSU had so much history behind it.
THEN YOU SHOULD ATTEND WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY!!!
Your time spent here will be sensational. Not only will your Russell athletic t-shirts be crimson so will be your penis from the fucked up disease you gathered from your first restroom use!
If you have a mentally challenged education obtained from a middle school you will be gladly accepted by all social groups here at WSU
Senior WSU Student (Doyle): Hey Billy lets go over and check out the fraternity life here at WSU.
Future attendee (Billy): I can't wait Doyle!!!
Doyle: Here is the common area or what we call the living room as you can see here Billy there is all kinds of events that go on here like, watching the cougars not score a single point, or throwing up the shitty booze and hungrymans our parents bought us, and laughing so hard at Brendan Frazier and Whoopi Goldberg movies such as "The Mummy", "Monkey Bone", "Sister Act 2", and "Eddie", that we poop our pants and occasionally on each other.
Billy: Oh wow Doyle this is all so great!
Doyle: Lets move on to the bedroom. See here Billy the beds you will be sleeping in are actually dripping in period blood, urine and god know's what else.
Billy: Awesome I love period blood. What's it from, I thought only guys lived here?
Doyle: They do silly, thats from the girls at WSU, they can't refrain from having sex while they are on their period so they come to the Frats in hopes of getting laid. That's how AIDS was invented Billy!
Billy: Wow, I didn't know WSU had so much history behind it.
by JJ, Chucky Finst September 16, 2009
Washington State Sober: I only start my day WA Sober because that’s the only way to clear up the morning fog.
by Schoei July 11, 2023
When 4 or more midgets all have massive diarrhea in front of a Marijuana dispensery, and then proceed to use it as a slip-n-slide
by Loppytits November 18, 2014