When one receives a blumpkin while upperdeckingsomeone's toilet.
If one achieves this magnificent accomplishment, he is anointed the tile "Commodore." If said act occurs while performing another descriptive sexual act, ie. Abe Lincoln, etc., the Commodore may petition The "Council of the Commodore" to receive a higher status.
Turd Ferguson, chair
Rev. Bill Shatner III, esq. (no homo)
Dude, I totally pulled a Washington Commodore at that WISH reception. I am going to petition the prestigious council, to receive my rank.