Wasabi Peanuts are small, green, frozen balls of Hate that are shat out by the Devil. Easily confused with candied chocolates (at first visual inspection).
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "... so they were like these little green frozen balls of hate that the Devil shat out"
(Random Guy walks in at end of conversation): You mean wasabi peanuts?
Guy 1: Yeah. It's amazing that you knew exactly what I meant by that.
(Random Guy walks in at end of conversation): You mean wasabi peanuts?
Guy 1: Yeah. It's amazing that you knew exactly what I meant by that.
by farmboyandapirate January 20, 2012