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1.
A condition of intense but short lived bursts of cramping, severe diarrhea and flatulence, particularly if caused by exposure to unsanitary water or food.
Andre was miserable. He gripped the toilet seat tightly and tried to ride out the wasabi calcuttas as best he could. Between the waves of unbearable pain and rude noises, he decided that perhaps eating leftover sushi was not the wisest decision he had made that day.
by Word Tumbler March 07, 2009

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