1) Becoming incredibly aroused in the middle of a run.
2) Having a loud oragsm while running more than 2 miles
3) What happens when you don't masturbate before the age of 16 (it turns blue and explodes with massive force)
1) wow dude! did you see that guy who ran by? he was totally warphoggling!
2) what was that noise? it sounded like... dude! look at that guy, he is obviously warphoggling!
3) Dylan hasnt ever masturbated and now he is in the hospital due to a Warphoggle
by When I'm Bored... July 30, 2008
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