A shot said to be a warning shot but instead hits it's intended target the first time.
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer
"The only use for an atomic bomb is to keep somebody else from using one." - George Wald
"The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb." -P. J. O'Rourke
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer
"The only use for an atomic bomb is to keep somebody else from using one." - George Wald
"The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb." -P. J. O'Rourke
Harry S. Truman: How are we gonna deal with these Japs?
Albert Einstein: Give 'em the Japanese Warning Shot.
Harry S. Truman: What's that?
Albert Einstein: Check what I just posted on Urban Dictionary fam.
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Land Owner: Got all these idiets stealin stuff from my land
Friend: Just give 'em A Japanese Warning Shot.
Land Owner: *proceeds to shoot the stealing 'idiets'*
Albert Einstein: Give 'em the Japanese Warning Shot.
Harry S. Truman: What's that?
Albert Einstein: Check what I just posted on Urban Dictionary fam.
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Land Owner: Got all these idiets stealin stuff from my land
Friend: Just give 'em A Japanese Warning Shot.
Land Owner: *proceeds to shoot the stealing 'idiets'*
by Smol Meme Account January 11, 2017
When a lady is giving her man a handjob or blowjob and the pressure has built and the first blast of jizz shoots up over her head, possibly into her hair. It is quite similar to the naval maneuver where one ship intentionally shoots high and beyond another ship as a warning that they are well within firing range and bad things will happen if proper action is not taken. In our case, though, it is a warning to the lady that she better hurry and point that babymaker in the direction she wants the rest of the jizz to go whether it's her mouth, tits, face (NOT THE EYES!!!)
Suddenly, a blast of cum shot up toward Jane's face. She flinched and the thick stream shot just over her forehead and dropped in Jane's hair from front to back like a pearly river. Recognizing this as a warning shot over the bow, Jane wanted to protect her eyes so she quickly put her mouth over Doug's cock. She soon realized it was too much to handle as every contraction from Doug sent another stream into her mouth and soon it poured down her chin and all over her succulent breasts. By the time his orgasm had ended Jane was plastered with the thick goo. It was very evident to Jane that Doug hadn't been with a woman in a while.
by theinstigator September 23, 2016
Dan: my sunburn hurts so bad
Steve: quit complaining about it
Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)
(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)
Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.
Steve: quit complaining about it
Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)
(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)
Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.
by Captainjack July 3, 2013
That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
by Rory Grue January 3, 2023