A small town that lies right off the cape. Onset is one of the most popular tourist attractions in town, along with Water Wizz. Wareham is known to never back down from a fight and is feared by surrounding towns. Overall Wareham is a fairly nice town. Many alternate meanings of words are originated here including guido, Cumbys blow jobs, Hesster the Molester, and many more. Hess is the most common place to find groups of teenagers who have nothing better to do than sit in the parking lot and cause ruckus.
Human 1: Aye, you wanna go to Wareham?
Human 2: Aye, you wanna actually do something with our lives?
Human 2: Aye, you wanna actually do something with our lives?
by Matthoo27! March 17, 2009
The retarded kid in class who thinks everything is food and shits himself everyday. But he's surprisingly good at Madden.
Joe: Hey, you see that chunky kid over there?
John: Yeah he's at total fucking retard
Joe: Yeah he's most likely a Wareham
John: Yeah he's at total fucking retard
Joe: Yeah he's most likely a Wareham
by Behind The Back Ur Moms A Snak January 14, 2020
by Pailing001 June 28, 2007
by Late in may of 1999 March 11, 2018
A moderately big town with a small-town mentality. Awash with stoners, fake ghetto people, scene kids, and the occasional nerd. You want to go get stoned? Onset's the place for you. Party till midnight? Shang's where it's at. Wareham is right before the Cape, so all the lovely (stupid) tourists drive right through. Most kids at the middle/high schools seem to think it's their God-given right to mouth off, while the rest of us wonder why their parent's didn't use a condom. Never move here. You won't be able to claw your way out.
Middle Schooler: I'm so quetto with my 394393 inbred cousins and my lack of spelling skills AND I GOT SWAG.
Normal Person: Shoot me. With a gun. In the head. Anything to get away from Wareham, Massachusetts.
Normal Person: Shoot me. With a gun. In the head. Anything to get away from Wareham, Massachusetts.
by I hate it here. January 6, 2011
That movie is so Josh Wareham.
by Not Josh Wareham March 26, 2005
1. Home of the back/front yard auto body shop.
2. Car of choice: Mustang 5.0, mainly "Fox body" style.
3. The area where the roads have been paved by burnouts.
2. Car of choice: Mustang 5.0, mainly "Fox body" style.
3. The area where the roads have been paved by burnouts.
While driving through West Wareham I spotted Eddie Talent driving out of a cloud of smoke created by the smoldering of his Mustang's tires. While in West Wareham I had the massive dent in my rear quarter panel pulled out with by come-a-long, some jumper cables, and a tree in the front yard of Mr. Talents mothers house.
by Gappa a.k.a. "Yak" January 13, 2005