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A wampsonian (used in West LA), is a bad ass mofo who secretly has a passion for accounting, drawings, bball, and other normal interests. He macks tons of women, wooing them by taking them to museums, like the Smithsonian (hence the name).
Oh snap son, look at that wampsonian taking that biddy to the Moma...you learn that shit.
by rick james iii July 30, 2012

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