walter payton

questionably the best RB the NFL has ever seen, played most of his career for the chicago bears, RIP

Pub Quiz
Question Reader: Who is the best RB to have ever lived?
Contestant One: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Two: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Three: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Four: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Fag from New England: *writes "Corey Dillon"*

by its the truth people! April 5, 2006

Walter Payton College Prep

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.

Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go

by suck an octopus tentacle September 30, 2019

walter payton college prep

a school full of mostly rich white kids who are considered the sporty nerds. people there are full of themselves and think they are better and smarter than everyone else. did i mention they're white and privileged? if you go there and aren't a rich white ego maniac, congrats. but still, you go to payton so you're still a jerk.

no one likes those rich white walter payton college prep kids.

by c00lestk1d August 7, 2019