A shitty town located within the West Midlands. This place is reknowned for having chavy drug dealer lads and slagly hooker looking females. Most of the individuals that live here smell like alcohol, shit and drugs. Most people within Walsall have no teeth, it is said that the girls of this town suck up to 20 random guys off a week. Most individuals lose there virginity at the age of 9 here
"Bro, don't go to Walsall (Town) the place smells of drugs and alcohol and everyone there stinks"
by Walsall local October 22, 2016
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'Walsall House' is regarded as a regional term of House music based in the small town located in the West Midlands, England.

Although not to be confused as a sub-genre, the term constitutes the amalgamation of popular funky and electro house, influenced by producers using generic synth sounds and rich analogue basslines, occasionally regarded as 'phat dirty bass'.

Socially and geographically, it is important to note on a local level, that Walsall House created a newfound, integrated club scene in Walsall, at its 'Hacienda', WS1.
"He played a 2 hour set of pretty much Walsall House, and then some Speed Garage before ending with a mash-up of Stonebridge vs Pendulum"
by Clinton Baptiste August 4, 2007
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Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
by Willylaura July 6, 2022
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Best team in leauge two
Nicknamed the super saddlers for a reason
Laughs at Wolves every single day for losing to the baggies
Just dont visit the town itself you would rather jump off a bridge
Is walsall FC the best team in the EFL?
If your better than Harrogate town your better than anyone
by jamiewatsonwfc January 25, 2021
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