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Walmart Fat Scooter 

The mobility scooters provided by Walmart for the use of handicapped people but are usually only used by very fat people who are probably able to walk around but are either too lazy to walk or who have converted their obesity into a handicap for which they receive disability benefits. Most often seen with the front basket loaded with multiples of sugar or fat containing foods or other unhealthy food choices for someone of their size- along with a helper spouse/child/friend pushing a regular shopping cart loaded with the same. You will never, ever see an obese person driving a Walmart Fat Scooter with the basket containing excercise videos and hand weights. The typical Walmart Fat Scooter driver also seems to not have any experience in piloting the scooter as they tend to make full u-turns in aisles with other people forcing the people to move out of the scooter's way.
Dude 1: Look at that guy driving the Walmart Fat Scooter. He is huge and obese- how can people let themselves get that huge?

Dude 2: I think they get that big by using the Walmart Fat Scooter and buying bulk candy here at Walmart. Look at his basket. It's loaded up with bags of the after-Halloween sale candy!
Walmart Fat Scooter by econobiker October 29, 2009

Josh the fat Walmart dad 

He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart
Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad

Walmart Fatty 

A fat man exceeding 200 pounds at Walmart is considered a "Walmart Fatty"
They are usually seen on mobility scooters.
man 1- "hey did you see that guy on the scooter?"
man 2- "oh yeah! that's one huge Walmart Fatty!
Walmart Fatty by Gr8_guy October 6, 2021

walmartatron 

a person who doesn't belong where he is, but acts like he's superior.
o Scrub zz was talking shit but got smacked 1v1. What a walmartatron.

Larkin: Nbarbs got scraped on the GB forums.
Jeff: i heard..what a walmartatron.
larkin: agreed.
walmartatron by Pwnstar . January 1, 2009