A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar
“Hey honey I have some errands to run, I’m taking the Walmart car”
by Yinzerman73 May 30, 2023
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Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
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The 5 star rating is connected to the union movement at Walmart. Talking about getting or giving a 5 star review is suggesting union activities.
Wow, I hear that Walmart has the worst Healthcare options and treat their employees horribly. I can't wait until employees 5 star review Walmart.
by Jugglinglogic July 4, 2023
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Any Walmart.
I need to get Some Chick-Fil-A sauce at one of the Walmart stores.
by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022
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When someone finds a boy attractive the first time they see them but then find that boy ugly when they see them the next day, this is called a Walmart boy
*In a pulic space* "Oh that guy is so cute!"
*the next day in a another public space with the same guy* "Oh nevermind he was just a Walmart boy"
by istfgicantfindausername May 14, 2022
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A boy that eats a girl out in the middle of Walmart
Boy: they call me Walmart boy

Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart

Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?
by Tay1117 November 7, 2019
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