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A song (by C.O. Any) designed to help you remember your important pocket items before leaving the house. Sung to the tune of "Riders on the Storm"

Lyrics:
Wallet, phone and keys.
Wallet, phone and keys.
I need all three of these.
I'll take them when I leave
Girl: Why didn't you call me when you got to the club, asshole?

Guy: Cause I forgot my phone at home...Totally slipped and forgot to sing the "Wallet, Phone and Keys" song before I left.
by c.o_any February 05, 2010