Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.
I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020
The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".
by DaveD9664 February 13, 2012