Waking up in the morning to have a cry and a wank.
I bet that guy on American Horror Story likes to wake and crank, since he's always crying and masturbating.
by alcoholicgifts November 16, 2011
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Doing large amounts of cocaine early in the morning.
We woke up at 8am and did a pile of blow. Now thats what I call a wake and crank.
by Barry Clifton January 23, 2009