1. The art of pooping on your partner's face through a teinnis racket, therefore leaving an attractive waffle pattern on their face.
2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.
3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.
2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.
3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.
by macnatty24 January 14, 2011
A sexual fetish during which one defacates on his/her partner's chest, then smashes it with a tennis racket. More or less, a decorative Cleveland Steamer.
by wook421 April 1, 2011