WWJT

What Would Jesus Text

Text Messaging Etiquette - Do not pass text messages that ruin other people's reputation. Stop and think " WWJT"

by Weed Whacker Wally July 22, 2009

WWJT

What Would Jesus Tweet?

...He wouldn't, dumbass. That's the joke.

Bob: I'm thinking of getting a Twitter account.

Frank: WWJT?

Bob: I don't get it.

by JamesBeam April 3, 2010

WWJT

An acronym for "What Would Jesus Text?"

Alex: "Damn I dunno dude. WWJT?"

Jesus: "Fuck bitches, get money!"

by Jebus the II April 17, 2010

WWJT

In Ultimate Frisbee : what would Jesus throw?

Jessica: Dude, WWJT?

Lizzard: I-O forehand all the way!

by ViolaLizzard April 9, 2010

WWJT

What would Jesus think ??

You text something and you think its funny then the text back something and you think WWJT

by SexyGirl1233 April 11, 2010

WWJT

What Would Jesus Toke?

Joey: Man I've been spending three hours at the dispensary trying to figure out what I need for my extreme case of boredom.

Jake: Think WWJT

Joey: Dude I'm Jewish

Jake: Ooops, my bad, btw power-plant will do you wonders.

by greatful hemp April 7, 2010