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vorderman 

A woman whose sex appeal and looks blossom at an age when most women's allure is fading.

Not quite the same as a MILF, because a MILF may well have been known for her attractiveness in her youth or before she had a child.

A vorderman is a woman who was once regarded as average, dowdy, bookish or nerdy, who abruptly turns into Mrs. Robinson type figure for younger men (or women).

Named after British TV presenter, Carol Vorderman.
- Mrs Lorenzo keeps getting hotter every year. What is she? 46 now??!
- She's one fuckable vorderman, alright.
vorderman by NaughtySteph July 9, 2010
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vorderman 

A brainy milf

Origin; Countdown, Ch4, 3.15pm
Hosted by; a right twat
Improved by a sexy boffin by the name of Carol
"That teachers a right horny vorderman."
vorderman by Twizla February 2, 2005

Vortexian 

1. A person with a lack of brain cells and common sense.
"That man is such a Vortexian."
Vortexian by Big Bloop May 25, 2019

vortexian 

Person or persons which dwel in or around a vortex. Often created by a disterbance in an energy feild in or around mindlessness of the paradoxical thought of a said vortex.
The mirror was bought by the vortexian in order to continue the paradox?
vortexian by Rat Trap February 10, 2018

Vortexian 

A member of the Vortexian Party, a political movement on X (formerly known as Twitter.)

(Pronounced Vor-tee-zhen)
I am a Vortexian. I won’t be voting for Republicans or Democrats this year.
Vortexian by Boxer Vortex August 8, 2024

Vortexian Party 

A political party uprising on X (formerly known as Twitter.)

(Pronounced Vor-tee-zhen)
I am a member of the Vortexian Party, I’m neither Republican nor Democrat.
Vortexian Party by Boxer Vortex August 8, 2024